When I asked you over, I wanted to have fun

And have a great big party up until the dawning sun

But now you’ve come with alcohol, that wasn’t in my plans

When will you get it through your head, when will you understand?

Chorus:

Throw that alcohol down the hall now baby

I don’t want it here anymore

If you think you’re cool you’re crazy

I’ve got three words for you

Here’s the door….SLAM

You tell me that I’m crazy and that all the fun will end

I’m sorry, but there’s something that you just don’t comprehend

Every time you take a drink, your days are getting few

Until the day you realize that life has gone from you

Throw that alcohol down the hall now baby

I don’t want it here anymore

If you think you’re cool you’re crazy

I’ve got three words for you

Here’s the door….SLAM

The choice is yours but make it quick

‘Cause time is passing by

If drinking is the choice you pick

I’ll have to say good-bye

Throw that alcohol down the hall now baby

I don’t want it here anymore

If you think you’re cool you’re crazy

I’ve got three words for you

Here’s the door….SLAM

Good-Bye